Thanks for checking out my blog here on April 1. To celebrate, you get Simon the Killer Ewok!
Oh, you thought that thing on Wednesday was my April 1st joke? Why would you think that? ;)
Who is Simon? Well, if you played Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, the (appropriately and/or ironically) cloned Age of Empires real time strategy game, you might remember that Simon was a tough critter that you could unleash in frustration on you unsuspecting enemies....assuming you knew the cheat code.
You can check out his skills on display here, from some bastard that summoned a horde of them. Him. Whatever.
Well, overkill is what Simon does best.
So, when you're ready to bring him to your tabletop Star Wars games, you'll now have him on hand:
Star Wars Saga Edition Stats
Simon the Killer Ewok CL 20
Small ewok soldier 10/elite trooper 10
Force 10; Destiny 10, Dark Side 12
Init +20; Senses Perception +17
Languages Basic, Ewokese
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Defenses Ref 29 (flat-footed 24), Fort 28, Will 22
hp 225; DR 5; Threshold 28
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Speed 4 squares
Melee unarmed +21 (1d4+11 )
Ranged light repeating blaster +24 (3d8+14) with autofire or
Ranged light repeating blaster +24 (5d8+14) with Burst Fire (single target) or
Ranged light repeating blaster +23 (3d8+14) with autofire and Double Attack or
Ranged light repeating blaster +18 (3d8+14) with autofire and Triple Attack
Base Atk +20; Grp +16
Atk Options Burst Fire, Controlled Burst, Devastating Attack (rifles), Double Attack, Greater Devastating Attack (rifles), Greater Penetrating Attack (rifles), Penetrating Attack (rifles), Point Blank Shot, Riflemaster, Running Attack, Strafe, Triple Attack, Triple Crit, Unleashed
Special Actions Indomitable, Tough as Nails
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Abilities Str 13, Dex 20, Con 18, Int 13, Wis 14, Cha 10
Special Qualities delay damage, scent
Talents Controlled Burst, Devastating Attack (rifles), Greater Devastating Attack (rifles), Greater Penetrating Attack (rifles), Indomitable, Multiattack Proficiency (rifles) (x2), Penetrating Attack (rifles), Tough as Nails, Weapon Specialization (rifles)
Feats Armor Proficiency (light, medium), Burst Fire, Double Attack, Martial Arts I, Point Blank Shot, Riflemaster**, Running Attack, Strafe, Triple Attack, Triple Crti, Unleashed*, Weapon Focus (rifles), Weapon Proficiency (rifles, simple weapons)
Skills Endurance +24, Initiative +20, Jump +16, Perception +17, Stealth +20 (may reroll)
Possessions light repeating blaster
*Force Unleashed Campaign Guide
**Galaxy at War
Star Wars d6 Stats
Simon the Killer Ewok
Type: Killer Ewok Gender: Male/Ewok
Age: Magically appears on command. Perhaps a convergence in the Force?
Height: Short Weight: Really, does it matter?
Physical Description: Berzerk ewok with big blaster. Like you have time to look. Run now.
Dexterity 4D+2 Perception 4D+2
Blaster 7D
Brawling Parry 5D
Dodge 7D
Melee Combat 5D+2
Melee Parry 5D
Knowledge 2D Strength 3D
Climbing/jumping 5D
Stamina 4D+2
Mechanical 3D Technical 2D+2
Glider 4D+2 Demolition 6D
Special Abilities: +1 to search when tracking by scent. He can smell your fear.
Move: 7 Force Sensitive: No Force Points: 5 Dark Side Points: 10+
Equipment: Modified Light Repeating Blaster (Damage: 6D)
Star Wars Miniatures Stats
Simon the Killer Ewok
Cost Cheat Code: simonsays
HP 400
Def 30
Atk 19
Damage 40
Special Abilities:
Quadruple Attack (On his turn, this character can make 3 extra attacks instead of moving.)
Accurate Shot (This character can attack an enemy with cover even if it’s not the nearest enemy.)
Flurry Attack (When this character scores a critical hit, it gains 1 immediate extra attack.)
Greater Mobile Attack (Can move both before and after attacking. This character can make extra attacks even if he moves this turn, but he must make them all before resuming movement.)
Loner (+4 Attack if no allies are within 4 squares.)
Penetration 20 (An enemy’s Damage Reduction is reduced by 20 against this character’s attacks. If this character’s penetration exceeds the target’s Damage Reduction, its damage does not increase.)
Speed 8 (Can move up to 8 squares and attack, or up to 16 squares without attacking (when not using Greater Mobile attack)).
Swarm +1 (This character gets +1 Attack against a target for each other allied Ewok adjacent to that target.)
Enjoy!