Star Wars Surprise - Simon the Killer Ewok

Thanks for checking out my blog here on April 1. To celebrate, you get Simon the Killer Ewok!

Oh, you thought that thing on Wednesday was my April 1st joke? Why would you think that? ;)

Who is Simon? Well, if you played Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, the (appropriately and/or ironically) cloned Age of Empires real time strategy game, you might remember that Simon was a tough critter that you could unleash in frustration on you unsuspecting enemies....assuming you knew the cheat code.

You can check out his skills on display here, from some bastard that summoned a horde of them. Him. Whatever.

Well, overkill is what Simon does best.

So, when you're ready to bring him to your tabletop Star Wars games, you'll now have him on hand:

Star Wars Saga Edition Stats

Simon the Killer Ewok                                     CL 20   

Small ewok soldier 10/elite trooper 10

Force 10; Destiny 10, Dark Side 12

Init +20; Senses Perception +17    

Languages Basic, Ewokese

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Defenses Ref 29 (flat-footed 24), Fort 28, Will 22   

hp 225; DR 5; Threshold 28   

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Speed 4 squares

Melee unarmed +21  (1d4+11 )

Ranged light repeating blaster +24 (3d8+14) with autofire or

Ranged light repeating blaster +24 (5d8+14) with Burst Fire (single target) or

Ranged light repeating blaster +23 (3d8+14) with autofire and Double Attack or

Ranged light repeating blaster +18 (3d8+14) with autofire and Triple Attack

Base Atk +20; Grp +16   

Atk Options Burst Fire, Controlled Burst, Devastating Attack (rifles), Double Attack, Greater Devastating Attack (rifles), Greater Penetrating Attack (rifles), Penetrating Attack (rifles), Point Blank Shot, Riflemaster, Running Attack, Strafe, Triple Attack, Triple Crit, Unleashed

Special Actions Indomitable, Tough as Nails

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Abilities Str 13, Dex 20, Con 18, Int 13, Wis 14, Cha 10

Special Qualities delay damage, scent

Talents Controlled Burst, Devastating Attack (rifles), Greater Devastating Attack (rifles), Greater Penetrating Attack (rifles), Indomitable, Multiattack Proficiency (rifles) (x2), Penetrating Attack (rifles), Tough as Nails, Weapon Specialization (rifles)  

Feats Armor Proficiency (light, medium), Burst Fire, Double Attack, Martial Arts I, Point Blank Shot,  Riflemaster**, Running Attack, Strafe, Triple Attack, Triple Crti, Unleashed*, Weapon Focus (rifles), Weapon Proficiency (rifles, simple weapons)

 Skills  Endurance +24, Initiative +20, Jump +16, Perception +17, Stealth +20 (may reroll) 

 Possessions light repeating blaster

 *Force Unleashed Campaign Guide

**Galaxy at War

 

Star Wars d6 Stats

Simon the Killer Ewok

Type: Killer Ewok         Gender: Male/Ewok

Age: Magically appears on command. Perhaps a convergence in the Force?

Height: Short               Weight: Really, does it matter?

Physical Description: Berzerk ewok with big blaster. Like you have time to look. Run now.

Dexterity  4D+2                Perception  4D+2

  Blaster 7D                       

  Brawling Parry 5D

  Dodge  7D

  Melee Combat 5D+2

  Melee Parry 5D

Knowledge  2D                 Strength  3D

                                           Climbing/jumping 5D

                                           Stamina 4D+2

Mechanical 3D                  Technical 2D+2

  Glider  4D+2                     Demolition  6D

Special Abilities: +1 to search when tracking by scent. He can smell your fear.

Move: 7   Force Sensitive: No   Force Points: 5   Dark Side Points: 10+

Equipment: Modified Light Repeating Blaster (Damage: 6D)

 

 Star Wars Miniatures Stats

Simon the Killer Ewok

Cost                 Cheat Code: simonsays

HP                   400

Def                   30

Atk                  19

Damage            40

Special Abilities:

Quadruple Attack (On his turn, this character can make 3 extra attacks instead of moving.)

Accurate Shot (This character can attack an enemy with cover even if it’s not the nearest enemy.)

Flurry Attack (When this character scores a critical hit, it gains 1 immediate extra attack.)

Greater Mobile Attack (Can move both before and after attacking. This character can make extra attacks even if he moves this turn, but he must make them all before resuming movement.)

Loner (+4 Attack if no allies are within 4 squares.)

Penetration 20 (An enemy’s Damage Reduction is reduced by 20 against this character’s attacks. If this character’s penetration exceeds the target’s Damage Reduction, its damage does not increase.)

Speed 8 (Can move up to 8 squares and attack, or up to 16 squares without attacking (when not using Greater Mobile attack)).

Swarm +1 (This character gets +1 Attack against a target for each other allied Ewok adjacent to that target.)

 

Enjoy!

 

 

Oh, you thought that thing on Wednesday was my April 1st joke? Why would you think that? ;)